We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
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