Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Randomize
