with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
