Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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