Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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