It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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