at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
I've been alternating between telling people I was mauled by a bear or hit by a car to explain the massive unexplainable bruise on my leg. Slightly more worried now that the car idea is believable.
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
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