i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
You're breaking my sexual little heart
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
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