No awkward lesbian experiences without me
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
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