Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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