I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
this hospital has no fireball
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
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