I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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