i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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