Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
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