Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
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