I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
I have post one night stand depression
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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