Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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