He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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