Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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