I'm jealous of your bromance
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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