Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
you went over to those random dudes and told them you were an ordained minister and would like to bless their food. they laughed and agreed, then you said "now bow your heads in prayer" as soon as they did you grabbed a taco off their tray and bolted out the door.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
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