did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
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