I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
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