Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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