please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
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