I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
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