scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
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