btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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