we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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