Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
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