first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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