I got chris browned last night
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
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