Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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