do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
Randomize
