She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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