i think my tv is drunk
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
Randomize
