I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
Randomize
