All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
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