We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
Randomize
