so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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