I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
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