Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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