yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
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