i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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