so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
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