How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
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