I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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