all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I got so drunk I pissed the bed last night. He still likes me. He's a keeper
He is a keeper. You on the other hand are not.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
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