More tranny stories later!
Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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