You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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