I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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