i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
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