So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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